hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

(via everdeenly)


absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

image

(via alloutoforgasms)


theeverydaygoth:

kingofthebees:

buttman-rises:

soaprahwinfrey:

okay

activate jesus vision

jesus vision

theeverydaygoth:

kingofthebees:

buttman-rises:

soaprahwinfrey:

okay

activate jesus vision

jesus vision

image

(via this-pretentious-fucker)


digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

(via alloutoforgasms)




(via m-eclairer)


sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

(via sophiefuckingchurcher)


vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(via alloutoforgasms)





When contempating a $15.00 purchase

10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via this-pretentious-fucker)


coluring:

If I call you a loser it means that I’m probably in love with you

(via bandsand-battlescars)