When contempating a $15.00 purchase

10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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coluring:

If I call you a loser it means that I’m probably in love with you

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solluxey:

ghostgif:

anti-social-texting:

flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????

lookin 4 tha party

single and ready to flamingle 

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dicaeopolis:

im really curious what happened in those 22 comments

dicaeopolis:

im really curious what happened in those 22 comments

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rations:

when the blunt was stronger than you thought it was

image

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utmostidiocy:

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.

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lefrenchefamas:

LET ME GOI AM A MAJESTIC CREATUREI SHALL TROD ON YOUPUT ME DOWN, HUMAN 

lefrenchefamas:

LET ME GO
I AM A MAJESTIC CREATURE
I SHALL TROD ON YOU
PUT ME DOWN, HUMAN 

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oprahkilledmydog:

i love marina and the almonds

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